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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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Jeevan Job Thomas is an Indian essayist, novelist, and screenwriter known for his contributions in Malayalam.
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State Route 238 is a primary state highway in the U.S. state of Virginia. The state highway runs 7.75 miles (12.47 km) from U.S. Route 60 in Newport News east to United States Coast Guard Training Center – Yorktown near Yorktown. SR 238 connects Interstate 64 (I-64) with Naval Weapons Station Yorktown, the Yorktown portion of Colonial National Historical Park, and the Coast Guard training center. The majority of SR 238 is part of the Washington–Rochambeau Revolutionary Route.
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