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{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you generate a random string?","punchline":"Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.","id":405}
{"type":"general","setup":"Bad at golf?","punchline":"Join the club.","id":79}
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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