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\"Crying\" is a song written by Roy Orbison and Joe Melson for Orbison's third studio album of the same name (1962). Released in 1961, it was a number 2 hit in the US for Orbison and was covered in 1978 by Don McLean, whose version went to number 1 in the UK in 1980.
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KYDO is a radio station licensed to Campo, California, and broadcasting to the San Diego radio market. The station has a main transmitter site near Lake Morena, just west of Campo. The station also uses KYDO-FM1, a 700 watt booster transmitter on Mount San Miguel, and licensed to Santee.
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Luka Bogdan is a Croatian professional footballer who plays as a defender for Istra 1961.
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