{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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