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Thomas Stewart is a British former racing cyclist, who rode professionally between 2013 and 2020 for five British UCI Continental teams.
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The Sunbeam 350HP is an aero-engined car built by the Sunbeam company in 1920, the first of several land speed record-breaking cars with aircraft engines.
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