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The San Antonio Thunder were an American soccer team based in San Antonio, Texas. Founded in 1975 as a member of the North American Soccer League, the team played two seasons in San Antonio before the franchise rights were moved to Hawaii. The team was owned by Herman Warden \"Ward\" Lay Jr., son of the founder of the Frito-Lay potato chip empire.
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Ana Cristina Barragán is an Ecuadoran filmmaker.
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