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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}

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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}

{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

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