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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}

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{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"fact":"The cat's front paw has 5 toes, but the back paws have 4. Some cats are born with as many as 7 front toes and extra back toes (polydactl).","length":138}

{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}

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